JLS Is Turd
January 7, 2010 § 3 Comments
Due to popular demand I have recorded a follow up to my single ‘Westlife Is Shit’ and bring you ‘JLS Is Turd’. When writing this I couldn’t think of any lyrics better than the ones I wrote for ‘Westlife Is Shit’ so I have kept it as an instrumental. Please give me your feedback and please no spelling errors. Thank you 
Nicky From Westlife Loves ‘My Westlife Are Shit’ Song!
January 7, 2010 § Leave a Comment
Happy New Year to you all. I start of this decade by announcing that Nicky Byrne from Westlife has tweeted a link to my ‘Westlife Are Shit’ video on YouTube.
Nicky got the link wrong of course and spelt ‘shit’ wrong but Westlife fans are still somehow managing to to find their way to my video which has brought its predictable onslaught of comments. Some of which are actually supportive but all of which are highly amusing. I have commented back saying:
“Thank you all for your kind comments and for making me the centre of your world. Your comments have made me laugh all morning Not bad value considering I spent 5 minutes on this project: 2 minutes writing the song; 3m 24 recording it and the rest setting things up. Thank you Nicky for the tweet and seeing the funny side 
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Nice of Nicky to be so supportive saying I need to have a hit with this. Maybe Westlife will record it? It’s got loads of gear changes for them to get up onto their stools and then off them.
Here’s a link to a twitter search for the correct link.
Westlife Are Shit
March 15, 2009 § 2 Comments
I am sure Westlife are nice guys but I have just been doing some research into my upcoming Irishnite gig and I couldn’t help but notice that Westlife are in fact really shit. Take Billy Joel’s ‘Uptown Girl’ for example, not only did they do a shit version of it but they had to stick a gear change in at the end! I wonder who suggests these gear changes or is it a contractual thing. One thing to their credit however is that I managed to get through an entire song with them which is more that I can say about D:Ream!
Come to Irishnite. It is going to be the best thing in London this Saint Patrick’s Day.
