Michael Phelps To Be Turned Into A Country
August 15, 2008 § 1 Comment
If Michael Phelps were a country he would currently be third in the medals table, just ahead of USA. Now my sources tell me that the most unimpressed athlete of all time is to be turned into an actual country.
Below are some plans:
- His eyebrow is going ot be a hedge
- His mind will be an activity centre
- The ears will be docks – one for boats; the other for alien spacecraft
- His chest will be used to grow GM foodstuffs for Africa as well as housing a cloning centre for other Michaelphelps which will then swim the water into into the atmosphere so that us regular humans can reclaim use the land to fight global warming
- His arms will be funpark rides
There are fears however that whith his 12,000,000,000 tonnes of omitted sewage from his anus that Michaelphelps could overtake China in the table ofmost polluting countries.